Terms of Service
TERMS OF SERVICE:
Please read this Agreement carefully before accessing or using the Website. By accessing or using any part of the Website, you agree to become bound by its terms and conditions. This Agreement does not transfer any intellectual property, and all right, title and interest in and to such property will remain (as between the parties) solely with PP, including but not limited to any manuals for mind/body adaptation to extra-terrestrial environments or alien learning systems. PP, http://pruittprep.com, the http://pruittprep.com logo, BrainSuck® and all other trademarks, service marks, graphics and logos used in connection with http://pruittprep.com, or the Website are trademarks or registered trademarks of PP or its agents. Other trademarks, service marks, graphics and logos used in connection with the Website may be the trademarks of other third or, in some cases, fourth parties that are not nearly as cool.
Partner Products. By activating a partner product (e.g. Mind Temporal Displacement) from one of our partners, you agree to that partner’s terms of service. You can opt out of their terms of service at any time by de-activating the partner product, unless the partner has established a symbiotic relationship, in which case you agree to hold PP, its subsidiaries, and affiliates, harmless from all claims of every kind, including but not limited to psychic harm and radiation damage.
Changes. PP reserves the right, at its sole discretion, to modify or replace any part of this Agreement, including but not limited to your perception of it. It is your responsibility to check this Agreement periodically for changes unless you agree to receive ongoing access to the Website through a BrainWave® or other Mind Device under the control of PP. Regardless, your continued use of or access to the Website following the posting of any changes to this Agreement or your consciousness constitutes acceptance of those changes. PP may also, in the future, offer new services and/or features through the Website (including, the release of new tools and resources for Mind Morphology), which shall be subject to the terms and conditions of this Agreement.
Termination. PP may terminate your access to all or any part of the Website at any time, with or without cause, with or without notice, effective immediately. Notwithstanding the foregoing, if you have a paid services account, wherein your body and/or mind is Merged with a PP service or product, such account can only be terminated by PP if you materially breach this Agreement and fail to cure such breach within thirty (30) days from PP’s notice to you thereof; provided that, PP can terminate the Website immediately as part of a general shut down of our service, provided it you are not a BrainWave® client or have implemented Nervous System Bonding.
Disclaimer of Warranties. The Website is provided “as is”. PP and its suppliers and licensors, including NASA, hereby disclaim all warranties of any kind, express or implied, including, without limitation, the warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose and non-infringement. Neither PP nor its suppliers and licensors, makes any warranty that the Website will be error free or that access thereto will be continuous or uninterrupted, and you agree to hold harmless and indemnify the same from any interruptions of consciousness attributable thereto. You understand that you download from, or otherwise obtain content or services through, the Website at your own discretion and risk.
Miscellaneous. This Agreement constitutes the entire agreement between PP and you concerning the subject matter hereof, and they may only be modified by a written amendment signed by an authorized executive of PP in person or by hologram, or by the posting by PP of a revised version. Except to the extent applicable law, if any, provides otherwise, this Agreement, any access to or use of the Website will be governed by the laws of the Independent State of Pruitt, RA 14h 29m 43s | Dec -62° 40′ 46″, excluding its conflict of law provisions, and the proper venue for any disputes arising out of or relating to any of the same will be the state and federal courts located in The Hague.
Like most website operators, PP collects non-personally-identifying information of the sort that web browsers and servers typically make available, such as the browser type, language preference, referring site, and the date and time of each visitor request. PP purpose in collecting non-personally identifying information is to better understand how PP visitors use its website and the technologically advanced systems we create. From time to time, PP may release non-personally-identifying information in the aggregate, e.g., by publishing a report on trends in the usage of its website, or by launching the entire school (including all accompanying information) into space as defined by the atmosphere and all surrounding celestial bodies.